Smoking causes.....

So saw this sign which I thought was hilarious saying smoking causes delays and it made me chuckle, as it's not the severe warning that you have come to expect around smoking such as smoking causes cancer, death and other severe ailments.

But oh no southern railways want to warm us about the most severe of outcomes from smoking and that is delays!

I hope mean we've all been there trying to get into work when the trains late and we're furious at smokers for all the delays they've caused. What I wasn't aware of was that ppl being hit by a train isn't the main cause of delays despite what most ppl would think.... No it is in fact smoking that causes 99.99% of all delays.

So I am now calling for a ban on all smoking not because if the health aspects that current and past governments have focused on but because of its adverse affects on my travel arrangements. Thank you very much southern railway for this revelation.

Quote - Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.

Peace out peeps