9pm

26.5C. 86% humidity. Weatherzone says it 'feels like' 29.1C. During the day it feels like you're under a hairdryer or living close to the gates of hell.

So what do you do on a balmy *feels like* 29.1C evening?

You could try pouring a perfectly chilled Sav Blanc and watch it move to ambient temperature in 30 seconds.

Or you could light the tiki torches only to find you are still free Maccas to the mosquito
Population.

How about considering dozing off as a sleep?

The locals here seem to drink a lot. Now I understand why.....