Brolly dolly

Who's the worst offender?
The manufacturer or the buyer?
Most certainly the retailer:
"I know, I know, you are very keen on the Crazy Frog umbrella, but to be totally honest with you [voice goes down one octave], the Crazy Frog umbrella is a bit... last year... No, a young confident and gorgeous lady like you, I can soooo see you with the Bikini Brolly. I have only two left and I am keeping the other one for my girlfriend. It's fun and class at the same time. And with the girl wearing a bikini on it, it's like sticking two fingers up to the bad weather, innit?"


The only truly bad thing about a Bank Holiday weekend, is the Tuesday morning. It's not like your average Monday morning. It's worse.
And the rainy start to it was the highlight. It went downhill from there.