Which one's which ?

I've never known which one is which (or even cared that much) is Chip the lighter one with the red nose or is that Dale ?

Or maybe we can expect some sexy men to come dancing out from behind the fryer.

Whatever,it always gives me a little, (very little), laugh when I pass this on the way home from work, why I ask myself ? why the taped up letter box and the half mast St George's flag, why the bijoux extension ??

At least the paper boy was coordinated with the pukka pie logo - what a relief!