Albino slug?

End of financial month & end of quarter for us today.

Which generally means a day of being nagged by accountants & pretending to ignore phrases like "directors not having receipts sets a bad example".

So at just gone 6am this morning i saw a starling giving grief to this little white chap in the garden (he was only about a centimetre long!) so i blipped him before flicking him into the ivy to give him a chance of living!

That leaves the rest of the day free to suffer the number obsessed soul suckers.