A confused genius

By Lez11

Stupid people

Been to London today covering my manager in a meeting which meant getting up early, hopefully i can catch up on my beauty sleep the weekend. I'm back home know cooking me a pork joint so I can do me some pork and stuffing sandwiches for tea.

Traveling back from Euston station a man sitting opersite me had his iPhone and his annual travel pass (London to Birmingham) worth a few thousand pound on the table whilst he was fast asleep (pic). I could have been anyone sitting opersite him and stole his belongings. Now I'm not the brightest spark in the box but even I wouldn't do that.

Earlier I was waiting to get on the train at Birmingham new street back to tipton with lots of people. As it pulls up a man steps off and says to me what platform is the London train on? How the f**k do I know. There was a customer information display near where the train pulled up but he was to lazy to even look. I should have said platform 10A and hoped that wasn't the train to London.

Are we becoming a nation of stupid or lazy people? Or both?

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