And all because the lady loves Milk Tray

Chummy is on a mission.

He's been directed by N - his controller to deliver a box of Milk Tray to one of N's Lady friends at Clarborough Castle.

There are logistics problems, Chummy has to buy the chocolate but the corner shop is out of stock however Mr Patel , resourceful as always suggests another brand EX LAX . We can put it in a Milk tray package .

But will it be alright ? asks Chummy , no problem said Patel, Ladies like all chocolate .

Chummy set off with the box in his pocket . It wasn't an easy trip , in arctic conditions and he had to ski most of the way, with a 800m off piste ( photo ) down to the shores of Lake Mistral .

He crossed the ice bound lake which is 240m deep , praying that the ice would hold his weight.

After a climb up the ivy clad wall of the castle he was able to throw the box through the Lady's window.

A female voice shouted b----r offski in a Russian accent which cheered up Chummy no end.

Next day, N phoned his lady friend to arrange a tryst but was told that she was otherwise engaged and would be for some days.
Furthermore she had left a message to say that Cadbury's is no longer the same since Kraft took them over.