She's binnan gonnan dunnit aggen.

We set off for Lakeland© after a couple of days sensible wait. Apparently Cumbria had well over 100 R.T.A. on Thursday. I went out for the milk bottle and damnear measured me length, took a decko at the car and it was under an even layer of 2-3mm of ice ( A sort of very mild micro ice-storm, nothing like these of course).
Yesterday massively better, so we shopped, today the sights were set on sundry purchases, above and beyond the statutory cuppas.
Success on all fronts, plus a wee Kilner© jar (You other lot read Mason©) and some pink Himalayan salt; neither of which was on the agenda.

This lot appears to be their latest culinary gimmick.