Spam Spam Spam and Spam

Title giving away my age I'm afraid. The boys at school knew this Python sketch off by heart.
These days the word spam doesn't just refer to the highly processed tinned ham but to unsolicited mostly junk mail.
The picture is my bulk email folder. Its reassuring to know that should I suddenly sprout a willie I can make it bigger and apparently I have a NatWest bank account I'd forgotten !
I have a second email account I've never given to any commercial enterprise - guess what? I never get any spam in it.