toilet cat

I thought hard (for about 30 seconds) about posting a picture of my boyfriend on the lavatory, but decided that as I'm still in my dressing gown and unlikely to crawl out to take something better, it'd have to do. He's only having a wee, and you can't see anything untoward.

It does demonstrate a quirk of my stupid moggie, who has managed to scrape together enough brain matter to suss that someone on the loo is a captive audience, hence her nickname of toilet cat. She can detect movement towards the smallest room from anywhere in the house...