"Are You Free On Sunday?"

That was the question we were asked by our friend Denzil.
"Yes, I think we're free" Was the reply we gave.

Denzil "Fancy meeting up for lunch?"

Us "That would be lovely. We haven't seen you in ages, where do you want to meet?"

Denzil "Yours! And the kids are coming!"

The last time we had the kids round for lunch we were still finding food stuffed behind pieces of furniture a fortnight later...

Us "...We'll book a table at the pub!"