Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 58

MCSF. Mirl, the more enterprising of the two Disparate Housecats, is really into creating apps. His newest is MCSF. Mirl notes: "This app was inspired by the Hollywood trick of Vaselining the lens when Mr. DeMille wanted an ethereal closeup. I knew cat slave would get his panties in a bunch (yes, he mega-bunches, the DQ) if we really smeared his precious lens with petroleum jelly for our kitty closeups. SOOO - I invented the MCSF app - or Mirl's Cat Snot Filter. Just as the slave gets ready to click the shutter I rub my nose on the lens. Voila, a gorgeous luminescent glow appears around the subject smoothing and eliminating unflattering details and making like I am part of the pussy rapture. You, too, can have this stunning effect to make your pussy look pretty, by downloading the app under Mirl's Snot from the iStore! $1.99 or a can of tuna - PayPuss only, please." Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.