Is that a chew on your head dad?

No time for blipping today, absolutely no time, oh well five minutes then; ah dog, you'll do, come on, sit, no sit, come on, OK you can have a bit of my apple. Oh nice, but they were all flash, don't want flash. No apple left, go and get a chew, yes you can have one too (as other dog protests), now sit back here again. Watch the chew, no not the floor, the chew. It's here in my hand, now on my head, now wedged between nose and lens. Oh nice, but maybe a little tweak. Crop? No crop. But what about the tail? What about it?

Right back to work. Oh, you haven't had your walk today? But it's raining. You don't care? Oh all right then.

Some time soon I'm going to get some work done. In the meantime, Pippa says hello.