Tooth Fairy

Dear Joe,

Due to the global financial crisis, and continuing instability in the Euro zone, all tooth fairies are instructed to pay no more than £2.00 for milk teeth.

Coupled with the reduced demand for enamel, many fairies are seeking alternative careers, some as premiership footballers, until the green shoots of recovery are seen at the bottom of the garden.

Hope you understand our plight.

Best wishes

The tooth fairy.