Misleading advertisement

His actual name is Shane... And it was taken at 1.07pm.

He asked me if I'd care to be a born again Christian.

I politely declined, informing him that the first time around was nothing to write home about.

But that the person who would definitely object to it is my Mum.
What with me being an embarrassing 94kg compared to my bite-size 3.3kg back in June 1970...