Most obnoxious day of the year

I'm sure I would look on valentines day different if I wasnt terminally single. Don't get me wrong I'm happy this way but what I'm not so happy about is being treated like some sad old leper because I choose not to share my pizza with anyone other than my big old fat self.

What is even worse is that awful head tilt followed by the pitiful ahhhh when you respond to their question of howmany cards you had through the post this morning. Is it such a disability being single? I'm beginning to wonder.

So anyway, back to pizza.... Pictured is my valentines meal to myself which is a huge cheese pizza. Single 1 - relationships 0.

I have to say the smell was amazing. Unfortunately the taste did not match. If I wasn't single I could have palmed the rest of my sad tasteless pizza on to my other half. One of the benefits of not being single. Relationships 1 - single 1

So the rest of the night will be spent on me.... Eating cake and chocolates, drinking champagne and painting my nails. Single 2 relationships 1

I think we have a winner!!!

:-)