My Funny Valentine

Been a bit of a funny day. Grabbed that extra 10 mins in bed this morning, resulting in even more frentic rushing around at the last minute. Got to work on time,looking cool I thought. Dress ironed, hair smooth and straight, smart cardy and matching scarf. Then at 15.34 ( the time is imprinted in my conscious) one of my colleagues pointed at my feet and asked if I knew. Knew what I replied then looked at my feet and then I knew ! Much laughing followed , quickly followed by more and more as word spread. How on earth could I not have noticed - one is shiny patent, with a heel and bow whilst the other is matte and a wedge.