An explanation for the little Ted being ill blip, I have been unwell since last Thursday with a terrible fever and swollen glands, so much so we had the GP out to check me over, turns out its tonsilitis and glandular fever following blood test results.

I am on horrendous dosages of Penicillin and pain killers , after checking the internet it could take a long time to fully recover. I spoke with my sister in law and she said she remained ill for 18 months !! That realy freaked me a bit.

Anyway as a cheer up Alex let me buy a kindle book and I downloaded a book called Fail exam bloopers, it is hysterical so much so I am going to quote from it !

Exam question about WW1-
(The First World War, caused the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahirst, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history !)

Re Queen Victoria
(Queen Victoria was the longest Queen. She sat on a THORN for sixty three years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.)

Re The American Declaration of Independence
This is classic!!
(Delegates from the origional thirteen states formed the Contented Congress, Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. )
I guess he was a great ancester of Aretha Franklin !!

The book is called School Fail by Anna Trip its realy funny if you are feeling blue.