Hello, Childline?

Today was my parteeeee and I was forced to drink beer.
They made me do it.
What's a girl to do when all she really wants is a bottle of milk to wash down her Jelly and Ice Cream?

I tell you it's hard work being ONE.
I now have a room full of presents. Mum is gonna have to build an extension on to my den at home.............No way we're gonna fit Oscar, me and all the toys in there!

Gran is away tomorrow morning on her holidays, won't see her for a week

Oh this year I'm off to sunny Spain
Y Viva Espana,
I'm taking the Costa Brava plane
Y Viva Espana,
If you would like to chat a matador
In some cool cabana
And meet senioritas by the score
Espana por favor.............................................la la la.