Where ARE you Daddy? #5

Mt Daddy: "Why?"

P : "Mummy said there is a spider in the bathroom & wants you to get rid of it so she can have a bath"

MT Daddy: " Ok, ok now let me see........WHAT! YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE BL**DY THING! HEEEELLLP!"

MT Mummy to P : " Did Daddy say he needs help?"