Coppers and robbers

The view from the corridor where my office is. It was a busy day, so some light relief was brought by our office manager who I heard state "some chuff has nicked the bloody copper". She was looking out of this window, I pointed out it was lead which had been nicked. Her response, "I don't care what metal it, someone has bloody nicked the bugger". One of those things you had to hear to be funny, but it made me laugh at the time.