Shelly...

... can always be relied on for an ETB* when you're not up to braving the great outdoors. I'm long reconciled to the fact that every pet I have ever had is/was daft, but this morning I found her sleeping in the water dish, with water in it... She put on a nice smile and requested soft blurring and Glamour Glow, but a tortoise with silky smooth skin would be just wrong.

*Emergency Tortoise Blip