SHE'S GOT A NECK!

Drove down to Stratford on Avon and the first thing I had to attend to was my damn tooth ache from yesterday, £175.00 later I've a numb mouth and two roots missing (the tooth bit fell out a while ago, hey ho, thats life.
Rather a freaky portrait of my dear wife and myself tonight, I look rather fatter than I thought I did and a little wild eyed to boot, as for Mrs Stocks, we're still searching for her missing neck?