Ashes to ashes

Ash Wednesday; the start of Lent. A day to consider, amongst other things, one's own mortality - unto dust thou shalt return.
Which is what I did at about 5.30. The good news is that the dusty DIY phase is moving on. The bad news is that it takes about 2 hours to clear up each evening.
Enough fast and abstinence for one day, where's the red wine??