George is pure raging by the way

He thought he was settling down to eat his lunchtime shepherds pie whilst finishing off the last few pages of War and Peace. He reached what he presumed to be the end only to click forward and see the dreaded words 'First Epilogue: 1813 - 1820 Chapter I'. Noooooooooo!

George is now trying to figure out if he can, strap on leather heart, honestly say he's read War and Peace if he misses out the epilogues.