Tell Me Lies......

This work of art is in a pub I am rather fond of which used to be a Church called the Oran Mor. I was there today for lunch with a friend who is always stimulating company. Conversation ranges from the meaning of life to who was the best James Bond (Sean Conney OF COURSE pah!!!!) I thought I would share this joke which had me in fits of giggles. Ahhhh it's been a good week....... hope you all had one of those too ;-D

A father buys a Lie Detector Robot that slaps you when you lie.

He decides to test it out on his son at supper.

"Where were you last night?" the father asks.
"I was at the library."

Robot slaps the son.

"OK I was at a friend's house."
"Doing what?" asked the father.
"Watching a movie, Toy Story."

Robot slaps the son.

"OK it was porn!" cried the son.
Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was."

Robot slaps the father.

The mother laughs and says "He certainly is your son!"

Robot slaps the mother.

....... tell me sweet little lies ;-P