"Vanity and pride are different things...

.. though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves; vanity, to what we would have others think of us." Jane Austen

Like bob the builder i can fix anything I put my mind to

I would like to say that even being the most un-photogenic human being in the world, that even for me this is a truly horrific and unflattering photo

I know what you are thinking, why on earth would anyone put such a horror on the net, because I'm proud of the job I did (not south the mess I made)

Ladies form an orderly queue at the back, no pushing now!!!