Escape from Excel Hell

There's only so much time a woman can spend in Excel before the urge to fart-about with an anglepoise lamp and the camera kicks in.
Big day tomorrow as I am acting host at a conference at Towneley Hall, stepping up in front of 50 people and doing my bit.
Today it was just me, a laptop, an anglepoise and a camera.

I look like I have gone a bit overboard with the fake tan, which is strange as I have never used the stuff.