Hurt so Bad

Okay, so I told you several weeks ago that we bought an exercise machine.
This is it.
It sits up in our loft, and is going to have be moved about when the family are up staying.
I haven't used it yet, as I still am trying to get rid of this damn cough that has been plaguing me for weeks, and every time I think it is gone, whoosh! Up it pops again.
The doctor said that the machine should not be used until I am 100% fit again.
I know that when I do eventually get around to climbing the loft ladder and put on my trainers and get on board the thing it is so going to Hurt So Bad.