Ying tong iddle I po ...

OMNES:
[Hubbub of voices] Oh I, Thank you thank you, Rhubarb rhubarb, GPO telephone type rhubarb ...

MILLIGAN:
Silence!

OMNES:
Custard, rhubarb

MILLIGAN:
Silence. Silence members of the rhubarb society. Gentlemen, this first meeting of the telephone managers, will be presided over, in his new underpants, by mister Jasper Bus at 6 4 10.

JASPER:
(SECOMBE):
Thank you, thank you, settle down

MILLIGAN:
Who's next Jim

CAMP:
There's somebody in my district who wants a phone.

OMNES:
Good heavens, Alarm, alarm, Rhubarb, Terrible, Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, Ying tong iddle I po ...

WELSH (Milligan):
Have you got the name of this sensual, pleasure loving devil?

CAMP:
Henry Albert Sebastopol Queen Victoria Crun!

MILLIGAN:
Disgusting!

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