Bloind

I'm still as blind as I was 20 months ago.

Eye tests are free every 2 years.

They told me I was due for one.

It was free.

No change.

I needed a box of new daily lenses.

"Oh you need to have a contact lens eye test before we can sell you another box."

"Ok"

"It'll be £24 for the test"

"But there's nae change"

Despite the Scots Gov dishing oot the freebies, high street (highway) robber man still finds a way.