Then you pat it......

Connection problems today....it appears Mr Branson (or one of his vestal Virgins) has poured a can of treacle into the engine and is fiddling with the spark plugs....typing this up in notepad while I'm waiting for him to wipe his hands on an oily rag, suck his teeth in a contemplative manner and shake his head ruefully as if it's MY fault. Personally I think it's just a cunning ruse to make his super-fast broadband upgrade promise seem semi-truthful in comparison....not that I'm cynical.....

Truth in Advertising.....you'll love it!!

Quick copy and paste while it's working.......

Happy (connected) weekend folks!!