Excuse me...

Tonight, my Mum picked me up from work tonight and we went to our local Chinese takeaway since my Dad is on a work night out (when the cat's away the mice will play as they say...).

We came home, all excited. Dished our dinner. We "Ooh"ed and "aah"ed.

I tucked in. Yum. Wait....what's this? A DEAD FLY.

So firstly, blip the fly, secondly, call the takeaway.

LHR: Excuse me, I was just dishing up a takeaway dish I just purchased and there appears to be a dead fly in it.

Takeaway: Are you sure it's a fly?

LHR: Yes, there are wings, legs and everything.

A long apology later and we were delivered 2 new dishes, and a credit voucher for our next purchase. Funnily enough, I didn't really eat anything after that...