Warped Issue 2

Bathroom cleaned
Messages Bought
Tea drunk
Dinner prepped and cooked
Gas and Electric company phoned
Bills and contracts sorted
Canvas for work bought
More messages bought
Present for nephew bought (knitted booties pattern clearly flawed, so had to discard the homemade)
Glass recycled
Allotment dug
Mares tail-infested compost heaved, humphed and dumped
Additions to dinner bought
Additions to dinner made
Guests arrived
Wine!

Issue 2 arrived! Hurrah.
Pressure now on as it means editorial duties have duly passed to this warped soul.