I don't like the summertime because everyone goes to the beach.

I don't understand the beach.

"Lets go to the beach! Oh, I love the summertime! It's so warm finally, lets go to the beach, oooooh!"

What's the fucking deal with the beach? I don't get it. It's where dirt meets water, alright? Is that that fucking amazing to you? I've got a bathtub and an imagination, I'm staying indoors this summer.

That way I can listen to music that I like.


(Saint) Bill Hicks



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