"Hi, is that Miss D?, this is Mario from Renault Leicester I'm just calling to let you know that your car is now due for it's service"

At a cost of £199. I declined their kind offer & have booked my own service for £119.99. Result.

Then, as if by "magic", I went to the car tonight, turned on the ignition & the Service light shone out at me, casting an orange glow all over the dashboard. That is going to get on my wick for the next two weeks.