Proper Precautions

"Hey, I told you not to go without your helmet! Now you done got your head cracked open! But you need to stay quiet, else you may end up like your pal beside you. He was making noises like a nut and that squirrel came by and gutted him! Now he's in worse shape than Humpty Dumpty!

With any luck that giant pointing the camera at us will step on me! I've got ambition to become a mighty oak, if that squirrel doesn't intervene...