Flower Pot Man

It's flower time again. I even know the name this time; it's a dwarf iris. I can only imagine the chaos that this flower must provoke in a garden centre that actually employs a woman of short stature named Iris. (Although in all fairness, if you were such a person, Homebase would probably not be your first port of call for jobs, for the same reason that you don't get many blokes called William joining the army; they know exactly what's going to happen when the order comes through to "fire at will". Communication, as always, is everything.)