Yer WHAT?!?

Who needs a pillow? Gaffer decided she wanted a look at Gretna gateway..
As usual we came away with more than we intended, but as ''t'old fwoke'' were wont to say ... ''Ther's nee pockets in a shroud.''

I have a particularly/spectacularly decrepit down/feather pillow she has tried on several occasions to oust, to ''Noah Vale''. It's infinitely conformable, which is more than can be said for these memory-foam or micro-fibre thingies. I wakened up one morning, flat on my back, and you could have sworn I'd put the damthing on like a pair of ear muffs.

Sorry about the lack of black, blame the shop window.

She'll mebbe get it chucked out now. ... MEBBE.