Shall I compare thee to a pig

So I went for a lovely walk today with my partner and happened to stumble across this jolly soul.....
There were actually 3 of them, but he was the smallest and cutest, although we still had a huge discussion as to wether or not it would bite me when I went to pet it!!!
It was very funny actually, they all had slightly scary buck teeth, just the front top and bottom eye teeth, and hilariously mad a barking sound instead of a grunt...made even more mental by the exposure of the afore mentioned teeth.
Needless to say, none of them bit me, but I found their snouts very strange to touch and slightly freaky...lol...
When I met this wee man, his head was completely submerged down a rather large hole, with just his bum in the air, which made him slightly more endearing!!!
As we left and continued our walk, I discussed with scott his sculpted good looks, versus the pigs.....lol
Scott's won.....