You know you want to

After yesterday's blip about the world record in a straitjacket, today I got an email asking for my independent witness statement.
Attached was the 18 page document of evidence required by Guiness, and a two page document specific to the record in question.

So.....................

If you do fancy trying for this particular World Record, this is what you need to do. And your time to beat is currently 3 hours 48 minutes and 1 second :)