Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

First sighting

It is early for the season, however the Garden Fairy made a foray into the green-house today. Yesterday she was noticed hoovering the upper paddocks before replacing the mine field and motion sensors.

With luck her services should be available for the full season. She hasn't wilted and it looks unlikely that a hosepipe ban would affect her. A caffeine ban or withdrawal of Gin would on the other hand have catastrophic effects.

I shall watch her movements with interest. I'm informed there may be nesting activity involved and she may get broody. Should any overtures of an unsavoury kind be made it may become necessary to take a leave of absence and visit my mummy.
:-)))

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