Eyelashes

Me: I haven't blipped yet, can I blip your eyelashes. Just stand there and look straight ahead.
Tristan (fumbling around in his pocket for a bar of chocolate): Ok
Me: No, just straight ahead, not at the bar of chocolate
Tristan (Eyes shut tight): Ok
Me: No, not with your eyes shut tight. Just look straight ahead. At the wall.
Tristan (standing in the shade): The sun is in my eyes
Me: Ok, how about if you sit down and open the chocolate. I'll sit down with you.
Tristan (Smiling): Ok
Me (clicking away with the camera): That's it, stay still
Tristan (as the dog appears on the scene sniffing for chocolate): Noooooooooooo..........

End of session. You'll have to make do with this today :-)