Things I learnt today

I learnt lots of things today, including:

1. Saying yes to buying a car is fun.

2. There is a dealership that wants to buy my rubbish old car and give me money for it. This makes no sense to me. My old car is the work of the fiery devil.

3. From here on in, my new car shall be known as The Dreamboat.

4. Some 8-year-olds like to pretend they are actual monkeys.

5. My Lasagne was very nice and worth the wait.

6. I like going to the car wash a bit too much.

7. Frazzle smoky bacon crisps are really tasty.

8. I have a lot of patience even if I don't have much voice left.