Free for all

I have been nothing less than a gannet of late.

This is an all-you-can-eat buffet where you prepare the food yourself. Genius.

At this Cambodian buffet place the aim of the game is to chuck whatever comes past you on the conveyor belt into a big bubbling pot of water in the middle of the table. Anything goes in: from your standard soup ingredients of noodles, sweetcorn and onions, to sheets of squid, anonymous raw meat and fish cakes coloured and shaped like Nemo. I was definitely more adventurous than normal.

At random points the staff have to stand around and do dance moves to the music. Hilarious.