If Mummy tells you that,
I am currently thundering round,
like a little elephant,
I'll have you know,
She is telling porky's,
because really,
I am a dainty little fairy,
who tip toes round,
not a sound to be heard,
as I fly fly fly,
Like my little fairy friend,
Jumping off the sofa,
yelling fly and landing in a heap,
on the floor legs akimbo,
skirt around my ears,
foot in face, arms flailing round,
Nope that isn't me,
I gracefully slide off the sofa,
land on tippy toes,
and fly fly fly round the room!!
Yep don't believe a word that women says!