Soup soup a tasty soup.

Every time I make soup this plays in my head.

Today has been a funny old day, I put orange juice in my tea instead of milk and put muesli in the fridge. I think my brain is mush today because I've been cramming for an exam tomorrow during which I've got to pretend to be a pharmacist and have a pretend interview with a pretend patient about their pretend condition and then recommend them some pretend drugs.

(If you read 'pretend' enough times it doesn't look like a real word..)