Lack of Intelligence

Toerag 1: "Look at that bloke over there with the camera"

Toerag 2: "Oi you - F*** Off"

Toerag 1: "Yeah, you F***in' paedophile, just F*** Off"

Doubting that my powers of debate would extend to persuading their tiny little minds that a scrapped ex car ferry was not the same thing as a small child, I decided to retreat.

Sigh