The French Fancy Cakes are Fake.

Why yes, I am struggling for inspiration today. Why did you ask?

I've spent hours on conference calls today, and I'm just about to spend the next two hours recording the podcast. Not sure if my voice will last that long, especially not since I have had to shout at the pups quite a lot today. It is strange how their house training only ever fails when I'm on the phone to someone important and can't tell them off or get to clear it up. Coincidence?

The cakes are indeed fake, Portal fans could say "The cake is a lie" More and more food things in our dining room appear to be fake. Mark my words, one day a dinner party is going to be marred by a very nasty incident.