I am not a number

Today I tried to escape from the ward with my baby. But no - there's no escape and you can't take your own baby off the ward - here's the alarm to prove it. I'm not sure what happens (almost wanted to try it out); whether a Batman style metal shutter comes clanging down over all the doors and windows, and a SWAT team appear out of nowhere. Anyway, it was all most disappointing. The four walls of the ward have outlived any interest.